Sunday, December 20, 2009

Tiger's Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
A blond cocktail waitress

On the second day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Six blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the seventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Seven brunettes a swimming
Six blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Eight redhead maids a milking
Seven brunettes a swimming
Six blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Nine secretaries a dancing
Eight redhead maids a milking
Seven brunettes a swimming
Six blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Ten blonds a bouncing
Nine secretaries a dancing
Eight redhead maids a milking
Seven brunettes a swimming
Six blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Eleven piping hot nightclub hostesses
Ten blonds a bouncing
Nine secretaries a dancing
Eight redhead maids a milking
Seven brunettes a swimming
Six blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
And a blond cocktail waitress

On the twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
Twelve hookers a drumming
Eleven piping hot nightclub hostesses
Ten blonds a bouncing
Nine secretaries a dancing
Eight redhead maids a milking
Seven brunettes a swimming
Six Blonds a laying
Five golden rings
Four 6ft calling birds
Three brunette hens
Two redheaded strippers
and a blond cocktail waitress

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